3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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