what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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