Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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