Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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