Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
there was a trapeze. enough said
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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