May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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