Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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