It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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