Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Randomize
