just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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