Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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