i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Randomize
