Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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