Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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