please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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