He is an equal opportunity slut.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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