32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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