I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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