On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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