That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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