I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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