It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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