i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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