Pregnant stripper...not hot.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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