i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Another day, another engagement, another cat
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
BRING THE BAGELS
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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