a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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