lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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