and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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