thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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