Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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