remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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