The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I am available for nakedness
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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