"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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