Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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