last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
should my penis look like a turkey
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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