I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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