I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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