Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
