There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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