He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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