I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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