This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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