South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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