You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I need a beard to bite.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
