I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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