Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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