Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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