scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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