i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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