I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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